It's a very quiet night tonight. I'm the only person here.
There's no Diet Coke here, only organic cola. Sugar is natural, and is therefore good for you.
The menu here is very international. It has an East and a West page, and all kinds of dishes representative of various countries.
The waitress is happy to give me lots of input regarding choosing a dish. We eventually narrow it down to something with zero percent chance of coriander infestation.