2KW

2KW Bar and Restaurant Menu, Reviews, Photos, Location and Info - Zomato

It's been many weeks since my last Feed Report, so I'm very hungry.

This place is on King William Street, next to the decidedly average Jamie's Italian. I ascend a lift to level six, then another to level eight.

I ask for a glass of water, and a Diet Coke with a slice of lime. If you just drink regular Diet Coke, you're very uncultured. I also ask for a straw. I'm provided with a plate, with two straws on it, plus the Diet Coke comes with its own two straws, for a record FOUR STRAWS!!!

That's the last straw.

Eye fillet tartare
7/10

Raw beef, shallot, cornichons, parsley, olive soil, free range egg yolk and fries.

The menu is divided into three handy sections, small, medium, and large. I ask what would be a good size for a main course. I'm told the large dishes are very large, and would be too big as a main course. So, I enquire about the medium dishes. Apparently they're too small to be a main course. :|

Now I know how Goldilocks felt.

Despite being raw meat and raw egg, this doesn't taste like it. It has a taste slightly like coleslaw, but with some even-tangier bits in it. It's a pleasant taste, but the original taste of the meat has really been erased.

The tiny slices of toast help to mute the flavour a bit. The end result is a very pleasant lunch.

I munch on the French fries for a while, before coming to the conclusion that it's 'zert time.

Apple Zeppole
6/10

Rhubarb and rosewater soup with mascarpone.

The apple purée, rosewater soup, and pieces of fruit are all superb. They create a complex fruity taste. It's just a pity that these are just condiments for three glorified cinnamon doughnuts.

The doughnuts are doughier than regular bready donuts, but have basically the same bland taste. I think I'd rather just ignore them, and eat the rest of this dish.

:( :( :( :(
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