It's been many weeks since my last Feed Report, so I'm very hungry.

This place is on King William Street, next to the decidedly average Jamie's Italian. I ascend a lift to level six, then another to level eight.

I ask for a glass of water, and a Diet Coke with a slice of lime. If you just drink regular Diet Coke, you're very uncultured. I also ask for a straw. I'm provided with a plate, with two straws on it, plus the Diet Coke comes with its own two straws, for a record FOUR STRAWS!!!

That's the last straw.